Out of the Mouth of Babes

A little girl asked her mother, “Mommy, I know the Virgin Mary is the mother of Jesus, but who is the King James Virgin?”

 
A mother had been teaching her three-year-old the Lord's Prayer before bedtimes. One evening the little girl asked if she could finish the prayer all by herself: So she prayed, “… And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."

A little boy had recently been taught about Adam and Eve in Sunday school. At his Grandma’s house he noticed a very old, big heavy Bible tucked away in an old wall cabinet. After being granted permission to open it with extreme care, he flicked over some pages and uncovered a very dry, flat, large leaf. “Grandma!” He exclaimed, “How did Adam’s clothes get in here?”

During a ceremony in a church that performs infant baptisms, a 5 year old watched as the minister said something and poured water over the baby's head. Astonished, the little girl turned to her father and asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?"

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